SONG SNATCH #166- "Vagina Bound" by The Frantics

Hello Music Lovers- 

Being a history buff, I’ve always been fascinated with the hardships sailors endured exploring distant lands. 

These men were men and to pass the time on their journeys and survive the hazards they endured each day, the crew sang sea shanties as they worked. 

The great Canadian comedy troupe The Frantics adopt this musical style in Song Snatch #166, in their own manly song of navigation, “Vagina Bound”! 

(episode running time- 2 minutes and 56 seconds) 

(You can hear more of The Frantics’ songs and bits at www.thefrantics.com, and download them wherever fine music is sold.)

Direct download: RPSS2-166-Vagina_Bound-_The_Frantics_256.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 6:10pm EDT
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SONG SNATCH #165- "Hot White Cum" by Liz Phair

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The Greeks called it the milk of human kindness. 

And scientists claim ingesting it can reduce cancer and act as an antidepressant as it contains mood elevating compounds. 

Some even call it a secret beauty routine, good for the hair and skin, and the fountain of youth. 

Learn more when you tune into Song Snatch #165 and hear Chicago singer/songwriter, Liz Phair sing all about it in her tune, “Hot White Cum”! 

(episode running time- 4 minutes and 7 seconds) 

(You can hear more Liz Phair songs at www.lizphair.com, and download them everywhere fine music is sold.)

Direct download: RPSS2-165-Hot_White_Cum-Liz_Phair_407.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 8:53am EDT
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SONG SNATCH #164- "Fuck Off" by The Dildos

Hello Music Lovers- 

Sexual rejection can be such a bummer. 

Some guys quietly limp away with blue balls and some can get downright nasty! 

Listen to an expression of the latter in Song Snatch #164 as The Dildos sing “Fuck Off”! 

(episode running time- 4 minutes and 9 seconds) 

(You can hear this song and more adult themed comedy songs on the “For Adults Only” cd compilation at http://www.allmusic.com/album/for-adults-only-mw0000240367, and download them wherever fine music is sold.)

Direct download: RPSS2-164-Fuck_Off-The_Dildos_409.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 12:40pm EDT
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SONG SNATCH #163- "Let My Penis Grow" by Whitie McWhiteivich

Hello Music Lovers- 

Each year we make all kinds of resolutions and wish we could change certain things about ourselves for the better. 

But how much control do we actually have for many of these things? 

Take a listen to Detroit’s Whitie McWhiteivich in Song Snatch #163, and hear his pursuit of self improvement in his song, “Let My Penis Grow” ! 

(episode running times- 2 minutes and 56 seconds) 

(You can hear more of Whitie McWhiteivich songs and watch his funny videos at www.youtube.com/whitiemcwhiteivich)

Direct download: RPSS2-163-LetMyPenisGrow-Whitie_256.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 10:35am EDT
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THE SONG SNATCH TOP 20 COUNTDOWN & ANALYSIS

Hello Music Lovers-

Happy New Year!

Please find posted the current all-time TOP 20 song downloads as of January 1, 2015.

As predicted, the Christmas songs proved most active in popularity and a total of 7 holiday songs crowd the Top 20. 

"The Closing Song (Get The Fuck Out)", a song I recorded with Dumpster Punch, remains at #1 with a firm lead.

Larry Pierce had serious upward movement and holds a strong #2 place with his down and dirty blues tune, "Merry Fuckin' Christmas".

Red Peters and Margaret Cho's holiday duet, "The Christmas Gift (Just A Little Christmas Blowjob)" enjoyed heavy download activity and moved swiftly up the chart to #4.

Francine, The Queen Of Obscene has two songs in the Top 10 now, "He's An Asshole" holding firmly at #3, and her holiday favorite, "Naughty Or Nice" entered at #10.

"I'd Like To Fuck The Shit Outta You" by David Allan Coe continues it's popularity to climb to #9.

And the two other original survivors that remain in the Top 10  "There's A Critter Up My Shitter" by Alabama Big Earl at #7, and "I'm Too Tired To Masturbate" by Uncle Carl holds at #8.

Bubbling under at #11 is the ever popular "Grab Your Ankles, I Love You" by Brian Weeks, and the very first Song Snatch, "Aw Fuck You" by Dickie Weed holds tough at #13.

The two "Blow Me" songs by Red Peters, the original with the Alan Pinchloaf Singers is at #16, and his new duet with Todd Rundgren holds at #14.

The first Artist Spotlight featuring Ed Hamell stays in the Top 20 at #15. His song, "Coulter's Snatch" continues to be a strong fan favorite.

And finally, "Why Me God? (Everybody's Fucking But Me)" by Durwood Douche' enjoys the #18 spot, along with one of the all-time favorites, "5 Big Boners Wiggling In Your Grandma's Face" by Rappy McRapperson rounds off the last spot at #20.

It's been a very exciting year for The Song Snatch in 2014 amassing more than 150 original, uncut and uncensored, adult comedy songs.

This is the only such collection of songs anywhere in the world and on the internet.

Take some time and peruse the entire collection. 

I guarantee you'll have a few laughs, shake your head in disbelief, and go away with the knowledge that creativity is alive and well in the music world.

Keep an eye and an ear cocked in 2015 for lots more funny and filthy songs!

Thanks for tuning in and if you hear or know of any songs or groups that should be featured on The Song Snatch, write to me or send mp3s to songsnatch@redpeters.com.

Until then, keep taking the pills and don't scratch.

All the best in 2015-

Red Peters

Direct download: Top20_Jan12015.png
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 10:38am EDT
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SONG SNATCH #134- "My Shit's Fucked Up" by Warren Zevon

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Each year as we near Thanksgiving, it gives us pause to reflect on the bounties we enjoy and to acknowledge and celebrate our friends and family and be thankful for all the good things in our lives including our health. 

The great singer/songwriter, Warren Zevon knew that only too well, and in Song Snatch #134, in an outlandishly humorous way, he expresses exactly how devastating a negative diagnosis can be in his song, “My Shit’s Fucked Up”! 

(episode running time- 4 minutes and 1 second) 

(You can hear more Warren Zevon songs at www.warrenzevon.com, and download them wherever fine music is sold.)

Direct download: RPSS2-134-My_Shits_Fucked_Up-Warren_Zevon_400.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 6:04pm EDT
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SONG SNATCH #133- "Smell Yo' Dick" by Riskay, The Drama Queen

Hello Music Lovers- 

Your boyfriend is always out late, coming home early in the morning and your friends see him at the clubs dancing and grinding with other women. 

But how do you confirm whether he’s cheating or not? 

Do you look at his phone?

Do you read his email and texts? 

Perhaps you should consider another suggestion in Song Snatch #133 from Florida club rapper, Riskay, The Drama Queen in her song, “Smell Yo' Dick”! 

(episode running time- 4 minutes and 47 seconds) 

(You can hear more Riskay songs at www.myspace.com/riskaydramaqueen, and download them wherever fine music is sold.)

Direct download: RPSS2-133-SmellYoDick-Riskay_447.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 10:47am EDT
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SONG SNATCH #132- "Work Song" by Dan Reeder

Hello Music Lovers- 

When it comes to work, there are at least 5 kinds of people. 

Those who don’t work. 

Those who need work. 

Those who work. 

Those who have too much work. 

And those who have all the fucking work they need! 

Tune into Song Snatch #132 and hear Nurnberg, Germany artist and songwriter, Dan Reeder make this point perfectly clear in his tune, “Work Song”!

(episode running time- 3 minutes and 32 seconds) 

(You can hear more Dan Reeder songs and view his artwork at www.danreeder.com, and download his songs wherever fine music is sold.)   

Direct download: RPSS2-WorkSong-DanReeder_332.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 12:55pm EDT
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SONG SNATCH #131- "The Ten Second National Anthem" by Red Peters

Hello Music Lovers- 

Today we celebrate Veterans Day and many of us express our patriotism by honoring those who made the ultimate sacrifice, attending parades and memorial services, and singing The Star Spangled Banner. 

But in this fast paced world not everyone has the time or attention span to sit or stand through the whole song. 

That’s why more than a decade ago, I recorded an abridged arrangement of the song for busy patriots on the go. 

Please join me in Song Snatch #131 as I, Red Peters, sing, “The Ten Second National Anthem”. 

(episode running time- 1 minute and 43 seconds) 

(You can hear more of Red’s songs at www.redpeters.com and www.redpeterskaraoke.com and find the “10 Second National Anthem” on his album, “I Laughed, I Cried, I Fudged My Undies!” and download all his songs wherever fine music is sold.)

Direct download: RPSS2-96-10SecondNationalAnthem_143.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 12:00pm EDT
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SONG SNATCH #130- "I Wanna Polka Polka" by Red Peters and The Ivan Offlecokich Orchestra

Hello Music Lovers- 

Do you like geography? 

Do you enjoy travelling? 

Do you enjoy listening and dancing to polka music? 

Then get out your atlas of the United States and put on your dancing shoes because you’re going to love Song Snatch #130 as, yours truly, Red Peters and The Ivan Offlecockich Orchestra sing the “I Wanna Polka Polka”! 

(episode running time- 4 minutes and 37 seconds)

(You can hear more Red Peters songs at www.redpeters.com , sing-a-long at www.redpeterskaraoke.com, and download his songs wherever fine music is sold.)

Illustration by Timothy Shamey- www.timothyshamey.com

 

Direct download: RPSS2-130-PolkaPolka-RP_437.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 9:09am EDT
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