SONG SNATCH #192- REPLAY "Save Me A Piece Of Nookie Pie This Thanksgiving" by Rich 'n Famous

Hello Music Lovers- 

Thanksgiving is on a Thursday again this year and there’s nothing like enjoying the bounties of the harvest in the company of family, loved ones, and friends. 

But what about after everyone leaves?

Do you still have room for that special dessert? 

Check out Song Snatch #192 to learn a new recipe for a steaming side dish when NY songwriter, Rich ‘n Famous serves up his song, “Save Me A Piece Of Nookie Pie This Thanksgiving”! 

(running time- 3 minutes and 38 seconds) 

(You can hear more Rich ‘n Famous songs at www.richnfuckinfamous.com)

Direct download: RPSS2-39-Nookie_Pie-RnFamous_338.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 11:30am EDT
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SONG SNATCH #191- "(WWJE) What Would Jesus Eat?" by Charlie Cockpit (the singing airline pilot)

Hello Music Lovers- 

As the holiday season approaches, the anticipation for the religious and secular celebrations grow as we make plans to gather with family and friends and feast on mass quantities of food and drink.

Critics believe society misses the whole point of the holidays, but there’s a little known fact about one of the season’s biggest stars that is just coming to light.

We’re all familiar with the last supper, right? 

But did you know that Jesus loved junk food and had a sweet tooth?

That’s according to Central Falls, RI singer/songwriter, Charlie Cockpit, the singing airline pilot, who is taking off with a brand new song in Song Snatch #191, “(WWJE) What Would Jesus Eat?”!

(episode running time- 3 minutes and 38 seconds)

(You can learn more about Charlie Cockpit at www.charliecockpit.com and www.facebook.com/charliecockpit )

Direct download: RPSS2-WhatWouldJesusEat-CharlieCockpit_338.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 1:16pm EDT
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THE SONG SNATCH Top 10 Chart

Hello Music Lovers! 

Subtle movement and a couple dramatic new entries characterize the The Song Snatch Top 10 since our last ranking.

At #1 and still far out in front from it’s closest competitor is “The Closing Song (Get The Fuck Out) by Red Peters and Dumpster Punch. Since it was first posted on New Year’s Eve 2012, it has raced to and dominated the top position of the chart.

At #2 and still holding strong is “Merry Fucking Christmas” by Larry Pierce. I remember encouraging Larry to record this Christmas classic more than 5 years ago. The song hit a nerve and resides in the top 3 since it first aired.

A close #3 and trading places with #2 on occasion is the incomparable, “I’d Like To Fuck The Shit Outta You” by David Allan Coe who has remained near the top of the charts since it’s introduction in 2014.

Followed by a solid and consistent #4 is “The Christmas Gift (Just A Little Christmas Blowjob)”, the heartwarming holiday duet by Red Peters & Margaret Cho.

After being replayed a couple weeks back, Mr. Dickie Weed returns to the Top 10 zooming to #5 with fan favorite, “Aw Fuck You”, while Alabama Big Earl skitters back to #6 with “There’s A Critter Up My Shitter”.

The holiday treasure “Silent Butt Deadly Night” continues it’s aromatic reign in the Top 10 at #7, along with Francine, The Queen Of Obscene’s two megahits, “He’s An Asshole” at #8 and at #9, her raunchy holiday dance fav, “Naughty Or Nice”.

Rounding off the Top 10 at #10, after rising quickly through the ranks, is a surprise sleeper, “I Want Your Pussy” by Stankyman.

Bubbling under the Top 10 are the usual suspects with a couple newcomers.

The Fools, “I Love Your Tits”, Red Peters’ “Holy Shit, It’s Christmas!”, “Grab Your Ankles, I Love You” by Brian Weeks, Uncle Carl’s “I’m Too Tired (To Masturbate)”, and Red Peters’ duet with Todd Rundgren , “Blow Me (You Hardy Even Know Me)” hold strong at #11-15 respectively.

Shooting up and out at #16 is Liz Phair’s release, “Hot White Cum” entering the Top 20 and the resurrection of “The Hand Of The Almighty” at #17 by John R. Butler

The original 1984 recording of “Blow Me (You Hardy Even Know Me)” by Red Peters and The Alan Pinchloaf Singers hovers at #18, and rounding out at #19 and #20 are the two holiday regulars “Sno’ Balls” by LA crooner Rudy Casoni and “You Ain’t Gettin’ Shit For Christmas!” by Red Peters

I’m sure the holiday season will re-introduce temporarily many more of the holiday favorites into the Top 20. I will post the yearend download results during the 1st week of 2016.

Thanks for listening!

Red Peters

 

 

 

Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 2:56pm EDT
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SONG SNATCH #190- "How's Your Whole... Family?" by The Garbonzos

Hello Music Lovers-  

Way back in 1989, when I first conceived the idea for my song, “How’s Your Whole… Family?”, I originally imagined it as a polka.

But my co-writer and producer, Eddie Grenga had a different idea and came up with a classic, country swing arrangement that we all know and love today.

Fast forward to 2010, when I was approached by a Springfield, MO acid polka band to include the song on an upcoming live album and my dream of hearing the song in it’s original form finally came true!

Check out Song Snatch #189 and hear The Garbonzos from their “Live At The Venice Café” album, singing their very own arrangement of my song, “How’s Your Whole… Family?”!

(episode running time- 4 minutes and 29 seconds) 

(You can hear more of the Garbonzos songs at www.garbonzoband.com, and download them wherever fine music is sold.)

Direct download: RPSS2-HowsYerWhole-Garbonzoz_429.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 11:13am EDT
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SONG SNATCH #189- REPLAY "There's A Critter Up My Shitter" by Alabama Big Earl

HELLO MUSIC LOVERS,

Here’s a good song for you- a friggin' classic!

Do you enjoy stuffing small barnyard animals up your ass?

Well, if you do, you better be ready for the consequences!

Perhaps we should check with someone who knows.

Take a listen to Song Snatch #189 and hear Foley, Alabama performer and tunesmith, Alabama Big Earl sing his tale of woe, “There’s A Critter Up My Shitter”!

(episode running time- 3 minutes)

(You can hear more great songs of animal love and life on the farm at www.alabamabigearl.com and download his songs at iTunes or from an album that contains a shitload of other really ridiculous songs, The Best Of The Red Peters Comedy Music Hour, Vol. 1 at iTunes, napster, rhapsody, oglio.com, and at all fine music download sites.)  

 

Direct download: RPSS2-_Theres_A_Critter_Up_My_Shitter.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 9:15pm EDT
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SONG SNATCH #188- "Don't Fuck Around With Love" by The Blenders

Hello Music Lovers-

Did you know that back in the 1950’s, you could get arrested for using profanity on stage and in recordings? 

Yet a handful of artists still released what they called “blue” recordings surreptitiously, and you’d have to go into a record store and whisper to the guy behind the counter and ask for the song or album.

In September 1953, Jay-Dee label owner, Joe Davis had his band, The Blenders, sing alternate lyrics to their song, “Don’t Play Around With Love” as a special, private, bonus gift recording to help the band make friends with radio DJs and to get more airplay for their songs.

Hear it for yourself on Song Snatch #188, a very rare recording by The Blenders called, “Don’t Fuck Around With Love”!

(episode running time- 4 minutes and 29 seconds) 

You can learn more about this song and other controversial uses of the F-word in the Steve Anderson documentary, “Fuck” at www.fourletterfilm.com.

There are 2 Red Peters songs in the film "FUCK"- "I Can't Say These Things" and "The Closing Song".

 

Direct download: RPSS_188-DontFuckAroundWithLove-Blenders_429.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 1:11pm EDT
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SONG SNATCH #187- REPLAY "Bangin' The Possessed" by King Con

Happy Halloween Music Lovers! 

We all know that some guys, whether they prefer men or women or both, would most likely have sex with anybody (or any thing for that matter!).

But does that include someone who is possessed or a demonic spirit?

Find out the answer in Song Snatch #187, when Venice, CA rockers King Con sing their brand new song, “Bangin’ The Possessed”! 

(episode running time- 5 minutes and 18 seconds)

(Caution- Not for the faint of heart!) 

(You can hear more King Con songs at www.king-con.com)

Direct download: RPSS2-35-Bangin_The_Possessed-King_Con_518.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 10:30am EDT
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THE SONG SNATCH- Handy Guide

Hello Music Lovers-

Welcome to the most up-to-the-minute, complete list of songs and hot links for the entire SONG SNATCH collection.

Just scrotum down and browse the list, find a song, click the episode link, and listen away.

It's as easy as that.

Before you know it, you'll be hearing some of the world's best (funniest and filthiest) uncut and uncensored, original, adult comedy songs on the planet in about 5 minutes or less!

Some of the songwriters are well known, others obscure, and there's plenty of one hit wonders you won't hear any place else.

There's more than 10 hours of the most ridiculous original songs you've ever heard!

So go through the list and find YOUR favorite songs today. Or take your time and come back another day.

You can always bookmark this page and come back later. 

btw- if you know of any good songs or artists that should be featured on THE SONG SNATCH, write to me or send mp3s to songsnatch@redpeters.com.

I'll be adding new songs from time to time, so check back, ok?

And be sure to visit the various artist's websites to learn more about them and listen to more of their songs.

And will you let me know which songs are your favorites? I know I have mine.

Until then, thanks and have fun listening.

Red 

 

THE SONG SNATCH COLLECTION 

DIRECT LINKS TO EVERY SONG

 

 #1- “Aw Fuck You” by Mr. Dickie Weed

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/-aw-fuck-you-by-mr-dickie-weed

 

#2- “Do You Take It In The Ass?” by The Wet Spots

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/-do-you-take-it-in-t-he-ass-by-the-wet-spots

 

#3- “5 Big Boners Wiggling In Your Grandma’s Face” by Rappy McRapperson

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/-5-big-boners-wiggling-in-your-grandma-s-face-by-rappy-mc-rapperson

 

#4- “He’s An Asshole” by Francine, The Queen Of Obscene

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/-he-s-an-asshole-by-francine-the-queen-of-obscene

 

#5- “Vagina” by Pig Vomit

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-5-vagina-by-pig-vomit-now-the-vibratones

 

#6- “When I Jerk Off, I Think Of You” by Red Peters

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-6-when-i-jerk-off-i-think-of-you-by-red-peters

 

Artist Spotlight #1- Ed Hamell, Hamell On Trial ("Coulter's Snatch")

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/artist-spotlight-1-ed-hamell-hamell-on-trial

 

#7- “The Sex Song” by Tastiskank

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-7-the-sex-song-by-tastiskank

 

#8- “I’m Too tired (To Masturbate)” by Uncle Carl

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/-i-m-too-tired-to-masturbate-by-uncle-carl

  

#9- “There’s A Critter Up My Shitter” by Alabama Big Earl

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-9-there-s-a-critter-up-my-shitter-by-alabama-big-earl

 

#10- “If I Had The Copyright (On The Word Fuck)” by Carla Ulbrich

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-10-if-i-had-the-copyright-by-carla-ulbrich

 

#11- “Cock In The Pussy” by Cock Lorge

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-11-cock-in-the-pussy-by-cock-lorge

 

Artist Spotlight #2- Cathy Guthrie & Amy Nelson FOLK UKE

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/artist-spotlight-2-folk-uke

 

#12- “Good Hard Fuckin’” by Larry Pierce

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-12-good-hard-fuckin-by-larry-pierce

 

#13- “The Hand Of The Almighty” by John R. Butler

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-13-the-hand-of-the-almighty-by-john-r-butler

 

#14- “She Farts Whenever She Comes” by Bob Garrett’s Banned

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-14-she-farts-whenever-she-comes-by-bob-garrett-s-banned

 

#15- “Why Me God? (Everybody’s Fucking But Me)” by Durwood Douche’

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-15-why-me-god-everyone-s-fucking-but-me-by-durwood-douche

 

Artist Spotlight #3- Soda Pop, The Trailer Park Gangsta ("Trailer Park Gangsta")

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/artist-spotlight-3-soda-pop-the-trailer-park-gangsta

 

#16- “$25 Blow Job” by Van Stone

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-16-25-blow-job-by-van-stone

 

#17- “Cunnilingus” by Dick Butt Kiss & The Tight Ends

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-17-cunnilingus-by-dick-butt-kiss-and-the-tightends

 

#18- “I Can’t Say These Things” by Red Peters

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-18-i-can-t-say-these-things-by-red-peters

 

#19- “And I’m Thinking About You” by Jackie Martling

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-19-and-i-m-thinkin-about-you-by-jackie-martling

 

#20- “I Want Your Pussy” by Stankyman

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-20-i-want-your-pussy-by-stankyman

 

Artist Spotlight #4- Mr. Dickie Weed ("Aw Fuck You!")

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/artist-spotlight-4-mr-dickie-weed

 

#21- “Two In The Pink” by The Dirty Dogz

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-21-two-in-the-pink-by-the-dirty-dogz

 

#22- “I Love Your Tits” by The Fools

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-22-i-love-your-tits-by-the-fools

 

#23- “Baby Got A Butt” by Mr. Dickie Weed

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-23-baby-got-butt-by-mr-dickie-weed

 

#24- “Innocence Of Youth” by Kurt Johnson & The Real Happy Hour

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-24-innocence-of-youth-by-kurt-johnson-and-the-real-happy-hour

 

#25- “How’s Your Whole… Family?” by Red Peters and The Poisonaires

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-25-how-s-your-whole-family-by-red-peters-and-the-poisonaires

 

#26- “Everybody’s Out To Fuck You” by The Beanweevils

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-26-everybody-s-out-to-fuck-you-by-the-beanweevils

 

#27- “Will You Swallow My Come?” by Larry Pierce

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-27-will-you-swallow-my-come-by-larry-pierce-and-itis

 

Artist Spotlight #5- Melissa Mohr (author of "Holy Shit! A Brief History Of Swearing")

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/artist-spotlight-5-melissa-mohr

 

#28- “The Recycler” by Probing Digit

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/the-new-song-snatch-28-t-he-recycler-by-probing-digit

 

#29- “Enormous Penis” by DaVinci’s Notebook

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-29-enormous-penis-by-da-vinci-s-notebook

 

#30- “Grab Your Ankles, I Love You” by Brian Weeks

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-30-grab-your-ankles-i-love-you-by-brian-weeks

 

#31- “We Can Fuck” by The Preoccupied Pipers

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-31-we-can-fuck-by-the-preoccupied-pipers

 

#32- “A Place” by Dick Butt Kiss & The Tight Ends

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-32-a-place-by-dick-butt-kiss-the-tightends

 

#33- “Her Shit Don’t Stink” by Ken Turetzky

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-33-her-shit-don-t-stink-by-ken-turetzky

 

#34- “The Closing Song” by Red Peters

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-34-the-closing-song-by-red-peters

 

#35- “Bangin’ The Possessed” by King Con

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-35-bangin-the-possessed-by-king-con

 

#36- “Is It In Yet?” by Pig Vomit

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-36-is-it-in-yet-by-pig-vomit

 

#37- “I Jerk Off At Work” by William H Nutsack

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-37-i-jerk-off-at-work-by-william-h-nutsack

 

#38- “Fuck You” by Biker Joe Warren

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-38-fuck-you-by-biker-joe-warren

 

#39- “Save Me A Piece Of Nookie Pie This Thanksgiving” by Rich ‘n Famous

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-39-save-me-a-piece-of-nookie-pie-this-thanksgiving-by-rich-n-famous

 

#40- “One Of Them Guys” by Mr. Dickie Weed

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-40-one-of-them-guys-by-mr-dickie-weed

 

#41- “Silent Butt Deadly Night” by Jingle Smells

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-41-silent-butt-deadly-night-by-jingle-smells

 

#42- “Holy Shit, It’s Christmas!” by Red Peters and The New Christy Hamsters

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-42-holy-shit-it-s-christmas-by-red-peters-and-the-new-christy-hamsters

 

#43- “Sno’ Balls” by Rudy Casoni

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-43-sno-balls-by-rudy-casoni

 

#44- “Merry Fuckin’ Christmas” by Larry Pierce

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-44-merry-fuckin-christmas-by-larry-pierce

 

#45- “Naughty Or Nice” by Francine, The Queen Of Obscene

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-45-naughty-or-nice-by-francine-the-queen-of-obscene

 

#46- “The Christmas Gift (Just A Little Christmas Blowjob)” a duet by Red Peters and Margaret Cho

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-46-the-christmas-gift-just-a-little-christmas-blowjob-by-red-peters-and-margaret-cho

  

#47- “Merry Fuckin’ Christmas” by Those Dreaded Gnats

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-47-merry-fuckin-christmas-by-those-dreaded-gnats

 

#48- “You Ain’t Gettin’ Shit For Christmas” by Red Peters and The Alan Pinchloaf Singers

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-48-you-ain-t-gettin-shit-for-christmas-by-red-peters

 

#49- “Have Another Drink On Me” by Mr. Dickie Weed

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-49-have-another-drink-on-me-by-mr-dickie-weed

 

#50- “First” by Cock Lorge

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-50-first-by-cock-lorge

 

#51- “Tap’n That Ass” by Stefan Lage’

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-51-tap-n-that-ass-by-stefan-lage

 

#52- “Who Ya Fuckin’?” by The Wild Billz

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-52-who-ya-fuckin-by-the-wild-billz

 

#54- “Fuck You” by Garfunkel & Oates

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-54-fuck-you-by-garfunkel-oates

 

#55- “What Do I Gotta Do To Get Some Head?” by Nixon Abria

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-55-what-do-i-gotta-do-to-get-some-head-by-nixon-abria

 

#56- “Coulter’s Snatch” by Hamell On Trial

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-56-coulter-s-snatch-by-ed-hamell-hamell-on-trial

 

#57- “My Penis Is Too Large” by Terrible Tim

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-57-my-penis-is-to-large-by-terrible-tim

 

#58- “She Only Likes Girls” by Larry Pierce and –itis

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-58-she-only-likes-girls-by-larry-pierce-and-itis

  

Artist Spotlight #6- Mike O’Connell ("What's It Gonna Be?")

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/artist-spotlight-6-mike-o-connell

 

#59- “Only A Stranger’s Cock” by Jessica Delfino

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-59

 

#60- “Rocket In My Pants” by Red Peters and The Joy Kingoff Singers

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-60-rocket-in-my-pants-by-red-peters-and-the-joy-kingoff-singers

 

#61- “I Wanna Suck Your Pussy ‘Til Your Head Caves In” by Rich ‘n Famous

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-61-i-wanna-suck-your-pussy-till-your-head-caves-in-by-rich-n-famous

 

#62- “Here’s To Chicks That Fuck” by King Con

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-62-heres-to-chicks-that-fuck-by-king-con

 

#63- “Jerkin’ Off Tonight” by Little Mikey Roohan

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-63-jerkin-off-tonight-by-little-mikey-roohan

 

#64- “Rock Out With Your Cock Out” by 4.5” Raw

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-64-rock-out-with-your-cock-out-by-45-raw

 

#65- “This Bitch Is Alright” by Marc from sick animation

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-65-this-bitch-is-alright-by-marc-from-sick-animation

 

#66- “Food And Pussy” by Dan Reeder

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-66-food-and-pussy-by-dan-reeder

 

#67- “All I Did Was Just Fuck Her” by Larry Pierce

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-67-all-i-did-was-just-fuck-her-by-larry-pierce

 

#68- “The Legend Of Sean O’Malley” by Mr. Dickie Weed

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-68-the-legend-of-sean-omalley-by-mr-dickie-weed

 

#69- “The Two Gay Irishmen” by Red Peters & The Smokin’ Cockneys

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-69-the-two-gay-irishmen-by-red-peters-and-the-smokin-cockneys

 

#70- “Pizzaman” by Cisco Kid

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-70-pizzaman-by-cisco-kid

 

#71- “It’s So Hard To Say I Love You (When You’re Sitting On My Face) by Marty & The Mufftones

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-71-its-so-hard-to-say-i-love-you-when-youre-sitting-on-my-face-by-marty-the-mufftones

 

#72- “Shit Makes The Flowers Grow” by Folk Uke

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-72-shit-makes-the-flowers-grow-by-folk-uke

 

#73- “Dick Nibbler’s All-Star Weenie Roast” by Lance Norris and Dog Track Gravy

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-73-dick-nibblers-all-star-weenie-roast-by-lance-norris-and-the-dog-track-gravy

 

#74- “I’d Like To Fuck The Shit Outta You (Fuckin’ In The Butt)” by David Allan Coe

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-74-id-like-to-fuck-the-shit-outta-you-fuckin-in-the-butt-by-david-allan-coe

 

#75- “3rd Race At The Honeymoon Is Over Downs” by Nixon Abria

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-75-3rd-race-at-the-honeymoon-is-over-downs-by-nixon-abria

 

#76- “Fuck The Shit” by Sons Of Butcher

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-76-fuck-the-shit-by-sons-of-butcher

 

#77- “A Blowjob Is Better Than No Job” by The Beaver Boys

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-77-a-blowjob-is-better-than-no-job-by-the-beaver-boys

 

#78- “If You Ain’t Country, You Ain’t Shit” by Mr. Dickie Weed

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-78-if-you-aint-country-you-aint-shit-by-mr-dickie-weed

 

#79- “ Let’s Do It Doggy Style (So We Can Both Watch TV)” by Red Peters and Meat Raffle

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-79-lets-do-it-doggy-style-so-we-can-both-watch-tv-by-red-peters-and-meat-raffle

 

#80- “I Gotta Take A Shit” by Roach

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-80-i-gotta-take-a-shit-by-roach

 

#81- “Bowling For Bitches” by Stefan Lage’

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-81-bowling-for-bitches-by-stefan-lage

 

#82- “Dueling Assholes” by Unknown Artists

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-82-dueling-assholes-by-unknown-artists

 

#83- “The Muff Hair Song” by The Clamsmen

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-83-the-muff-hair-song-by-the-clamsmen

 

#84- “Go Fuck Yourself” by Crudbump

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-84-go-fuck-yourself-by-crudbump

 

#85- “We Fucked In The Rain” by Larry Pierce

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-85-we-fucked-in-the-rain-by-larry-pierce

 

#86- “I Want You” by Cock Lorge

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-86-i-want-you-by-cock-lorge

 

#87- “I Want To Fuck You” by Wim De Bie

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-87-i-want-to-fuck-you-by-wim-de-bie

 

#88- “Fuck You” by Cameron Bameron

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-88-fuck-you-by-cameron-bameron

 

#89- “Jerkin’” by Hamell On Trial

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-89-jerkin-by-hamell-on-trial

 

#90- “The Laughing Dumbass” by Mr. Dickie Weed

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-90-the-laughing-dumbass-by-mr-dickie-weed

 

#91- “The Ballad Of A Dog Named Stains” by Red Peters & Smelly Water

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-91-the-ballad-of-a-dog-named-stains-by-red-peters-and-smelly-water

 

#92- “Did You Ever Wonder?” by Pig Vomit

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-92-did-you-ever-wonder-by-pig-vomit-now-the-vibratones

 

#93- “What’s It Gonna Be?” by Mike O’Connell

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-93-whats-it-gonna-be-by-mike-oconnell

 

Artist Spotlight #7- Carla Ulbrich ["If I Had The Copyright (To The Word Fuck")]

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/artist-spotlight-7-carla-ulbrich

 

#94- “Family Dog” by Eric Travis Wilson

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-94-family-dog-by-eric-travis-wilson

 

#95- “Jalalalalabad” by Red Peters (special thanks to Bruce Arnold and Orpheus)

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-95-jalalalalalabad-by-red-peters

 

#96- “The Ten Second National Anthem” by Red Peters

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-96-the-ten-second-national-anthem-by-red-peters

 

#97- “New Cape Cod” by Red Peters & The Alan Pinchloaf Singers

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-97-new-cape-cod-by-red-peters-with-the-alan-pinchloaf-singers

 

#98- “There’s A Picture…” by Eric Schwartz

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-98-theres-a-picture-by-eric-schwartz

 

#99- “Five Pounds” by Probing Digit

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-99-five-pounds-by-probing-digit

 

#100- “Enema Countdown” by DaVinci’s Notebook 

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-100-enema-countdown-by-davincis-notebook

 

#101- “What About Blowjobs?” by Reggie Watts

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-101-what-about-blowjobs-by-reggie-watts

 

#102- “Fat Pussy” by Stefan Lage’

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-102-fat-pussy-by-stefan-lage

 

#103- “Fucked Your Momma’s’s Face” by 4.5” Raw

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-103-fucked-your-mommas-face-by-45-raw

 

#104- “Petey The Wonder Dog” by Mr. Dickie Weed

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-104-petey-the-wonder-dog-by-mr-dickie-weed

 

#105- “Funky Butt Lovin’” by Dick Butt Kiss & The Tight Ends

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-105-funky-butt-lovin-by-dick-butt-kiss-and-the-tight-ends

 

#106- “Oggie The Doggie Bag Slicer” by Red Peters

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-106-oggie-the-doggie-bag-slicer-by-red-peters

 

#107- “When You’re Screwin’ Other Women (Think Of Me)” by Doyle & Debbie

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-107-when-youre-screwin-other-women-think-of-me-by-doyle-debbie

 

#108- “Get Out Of The Left Lane You Stupid Sumbitch!” by Alabama Big Earl

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-108-get-out-of-the-left-lane-you-stupid-sumbitch-by-alabama-big-earl

 

#109- “I-95 Asshole Song” by August Campbell & The Spur Of The Moment Band

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-109-i-95-asshole-song-by-august-campbell-the-spur-of-the-moment-band

 

#110- “Blow Job” by Brat

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-110-blow-job-by-brat

 

#111- “Darktown After Dark” by Loose Shoes  

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-111-darktown-after-dark-by-loose-shoes

 

#112- “Everyday Normal Guy” by Jon Lajoie  http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-112-everyday-normal-guy-by-jon-lajoie

 

#113- “The Fox” by MacLean & MacLean  

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-114-the-fox-by-maclean-and-maclean

 

#114- “Blow Me (You Hardly Even Know Me)” by Red Peters & The Alan Pinchloaf Singers  

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-53-blow-me-you-hardy-even-know-me-by-red-peters-and-the-alan-pinchloaf-singers

 

#115- “Blow Me (You Hardly Even Know Me)” a duet by Red Peters and Todd Rundgren  

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-115-blow-me-you-hardly-even-know-me-by-red-peters-todd-rundgren

 

#116- “You Suck” by Consolidated and The Yeastie Girlz  http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-116-you-suck-by-consolidated-the-yeastie-girlz

 

#117- “Your Sister” by TQ and Too $hort

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-117-your-sister-by-tq-and-too-hort

 

#118- “Too Drunk To Fuck” by King Con  

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-118-too-drunk-to-fuck-by-king-con

 

#119- “I Don’t Do Shit” by Crudbump

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-119-i-dont-do-shit-by-crudbump

 

#120- “The Rodeo Song” by Garry Lee and Showdown

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-120-the-rodeo-song-by-gary-lee-and-showdown

 

#121- “Hampsters” by The Tiger Lilies

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-121-hampsters-by-the-tiger-lilies

 

#122- “Looking For Pussy” by Dr. Hook

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-122-looking-for-pussy-by-dr-hook

 

#123- “Holy Shit, I Gotta Pee” by Pig Vomit

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-123-holy-shit-i-gotta-pee-by-pig-vomit

 

#124- “Jerk-Wad Dip Shit” by The Frantics

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-124-jerk-wad-dip-shit-by-the-frantics

 

#125- “Road Rage” by Poop House Reilly

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-125-road-rage-by-poop-house-reilly

 

#126- “Tits And Whiskey” by Mary Prankster

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-126-tits-and-whiskey-by-mary-prankster

 

#127- “I Ran Out Of Toilet Paper” by Terrible Tim

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-127-i-ran-out-of-toilet-paper-by-terrible-tim

 

#128- “Kiss My Ass” by Denis Leary & The Enablers

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-128-kiss-my-ass-by-denis-leary-the-enablers

 

#129- “Angry Anthem” by The Forces Of Evil

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-129-angry-anthem-by-forces-of-evil

 

#130- “The I Wanna Polka Polka” by Red Peters and The Ivan Offlecockich Orchestra

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-130-i-wanna-polka-polka-by-red-peters-and-the-offlecockich-orchestra

 

 

#131- “The Ten Second National Anthem” by Red Peters

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-96-the-ten-second-national-anthem-by-red-peters

 

 

#132- “The Work Song” by Dan Reeder

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-132-work-song-by-dan-reeder

 

#133- “Smell Yo’ Dick” by Riskay, The Drama Queen

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-133-smell-yo-dick-by-risky

 

#134- “My Shit’s Fucked Up” by Warren Zevon

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-134-my-shits-fucked-up-by-warren-zevon

 

#135- REPLAY “Save Me A Piece Of Nookie Pie This Thanksgiving” by Rich ‘n Famous

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-39-save-me-a-piece-of-nookie-pie-this-thanksgiving-by-rich-n-famous

 

#136- REPLAY “Fuck You” by Biker Joe Warren

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-38-fuck-you-by-biker-joe-warren

 

#137- REPLAY “Silent Butt Deadly Night” by Jingle Smells

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-41-silent-butt-deadly-night-by-jingle-smells

 

#138- REPLAY “Holy Shit, It’s Christmas!” by Red Peters & The New Christy Hamsters

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-42-holy-shit-it-s-christmas-by-red-peters-and-the-new-christy-hamsters

 

#139- REPLAY “Sno’ Balls” by Rudy Casoni

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-43-sno-balls-by-rudy-casoni

 

#140- REPLAY “Merry Fuckin’ Christmas” by Larry Pierce

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-44-merry-fuckin-christmas-by-larry-pierce

 

 

#141- REPLAY “The Christmas Gift (Just A Little Christmas Blowjob)” by Red Peters and Margaret Cho

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-46-the-christmas-gift-just-a-little-christmas-blowjob-by-red-peters-and-margaret-cho

 

#142- REPLAY “Naughty Or Nice” by Francine, The Queen Of Obscene

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-45-naughty-or-nice-by-francine-the-queen-of-obscene

 

#143- REPLAY “Merry Fuckin’ Christmas” by Those Dreaded Gnats

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-47-merry-fuckin-christmas-by-those-dreaded-gnats

 

#144- REPLAY “You Ain’t Gettin’ Shit For Christmas!” by Red Peters

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-48-you-ain-t-gettin-shit-for-christmas-by-red-peters

 

#145- “Fuck You If You Don’t Like Christmas” by Crudbump

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-145-fck-you-if-you-dont-like-christmas-by-crudbump

 

#146- “It’s Christmas And You’re Sucking On My Balls” by The Beaver Boys

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-146-its-christmas-and-your-sucking-on-my-balls-by-the-beaver-boys

 

#147- “I Wanna Rock You Hard This Christmas” by The Dan Band

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-147-i-wanna-rock-u-hard-this-christmas-by-the-dan-band

 

#148- “Cold Blooded Christmas” by Jon Lajoie

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-148-cold-blooded-christmas-by-jon-lavoie

 

#149- “Chucky The Christmas Rat” by Q

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-149-chucky-the-christmas-rat-by-q

 

#150- “Why Don’t You Go Fuck Yourself (This Christmas)” by Niki Luparelli

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-150-why-dont-you-go-fuck-yourself-this-christmas-by-niki-luperelli

 

#151- “Give The Jew Girl Toys” by Sarah Silverman

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-151-give-the-jew-girl-toys-by-sarah-silverman

 

#152- “Have A Wonderful Hawaiian Christmas” by Red Peters & The Delicious Dips

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-152-have-a-wonderful-hawaiian-christmas-by-red-peters-the-delicious-dips

 

#153- “Merry Fuckin’ Christmas” by Denis Leary

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-153-merry-fucking-christmas-by-denis-leary

 

#154- “Christmas Waltz (Fuck That)” by Erin McKeown

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-154-christmas-waltz-fuck-that-by-erin-mckeown

 

#155- “I’ve Got A Boner For Christmas” by Nerf Herder

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-155-ive-got-a-boner-for-christmas-by-nerf-herder

 

#156- “Merry Christmas Handjob” by MacLean & MacLean

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-156-merry-christmas-handjob-by-maclean-maclean

 

#157- “Fuck Christmas” by Eric Idle

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-157-fuck-christmas-by-eric-idle

 

#158- “If It Doesn’t Snow This Christmas” by Joe Pesci as Vincent Laguardia Gambini

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-158-if-it-doesnt-snow-this-christmas-by-joe-pesci-as-vincent-laguardia-gambini

 

#159- “Gimme Stuff” by Rappy McRapperson

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-159-gimme-stuff-by-rappy-mcrapperson

 

#160- “Nothing Like A Good Shit After Christmas Dinner” by Alabama Big Earl

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-160-nothing-like-a-good-shit-after-christmas-dinner-by-alabama-big-earl

 

#161- REPLAY “The Closing Song (Get The Fuck Out!)” by Red Peters and Dumpster Punch

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-34-the-closing-song-by-red-peters

 

#162- REPLAY “Have Another Drink On Me” by Mr. Dickie Weed

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-49-have-another-drink-on-me-by-mr-dickie-weed

 

#163- “Let My Penis Grow” by Whitie McWhitevich

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-163-let-my-penis-grow-by-whitie-mcwhiteivich

 

#164- “Fuck Off” by The Dildos

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-164-fuck-off-by-the-dildos

 

#165- “Hot White Cum” by Liz Phair

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-165-hot-white-cum-by-liz-phair

 

#166- “Vagina Bound” by The Frantics

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-166-vagina-bound-by-the-frantics

 

#167- “High As Fuck” by Jon Lajoie

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-167

 

#168- “My Goo Flew All Over You” by Rich ‘n Famous

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-168-my-goo-flew-all-over-you-by-rich-n-famous

 

#169- “If You Don’t want To Get Pregnant (Suck A Dick)” by UTFO

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-169-if-you-dont-wanna-get-pregnant-by-utfo

 

#170- “I Hate People (Because They Really Suck)” by Gus & The Snowmen

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-170-i-hate-people-because-they-really-suck-by-gus-the-snowmen

 

#171- “Shit My Pants” by Kat McSnatch

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-71

 

#172- “You Promised The Moon (But I Preferred Uranus)” by Red Peters

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-172-you-promised-the-moon-but-i-preferred-uranus-by-red-peters

 

#173- REPLAY “The Legend Of Sean O’Malley” by Dickie Weed

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-68-the-legend-of-sean-omalley-by-mr-dickie-weed

 

#174- REPLAY “The Two Gay Irishmen” by Red Peters

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-69-the-two-gay-irishmen-by-red-peters-and-the-smokin-cockneys

 

#175- REPLAY “Hand Of The Almighty” by John R. Butler

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-13-the-hand-of-the-almighty-by-john-r-butler

 

#176- “My Girl” by Cock Lorge

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-176-my-girl-by-cock-lorge

 

#177- “Over And Over” by Probing Digit

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-177-over-and-over-by-probing-digit

 

#178- REPLAY “I Want Your Pussy” by Stankyman

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-20-i-want-your-pussy-by-stankyman

 

#179- “Fuck Ya” by MacLean & MacLean

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-179-fuck-ya-by-maclean-maclean

 

#180- “It’s Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long” by The Notorious Cherry Bombs

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-180-its-hard-to-kiss-the-lips-at-night-that-chew-your-ass-out-all-day-long-by-the-notorious-cherry-bombs

 

#181- “Motherfucker Got Fucked Up” by Folk Uke 

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-182-motherfucker-got-fucked-up-by-folk-uke

 

#182- “Assbasing Public Service Announcement” by Red Peters

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-182-assbasing-public-service-announcement-by-red-peters

  

SONG SNATCH Artist Spotlight #8- Titler ("You Liver Lipped Son Of A Bitch")

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-artist-spotlight-8-titler

 

#183- “Short Dick Man” by 20 Fingers (featuring Gillette)

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-183-short-dick-man-by-20-fingers

 

#184- “Destination Dirtpipe” by William H Nutsack

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-184-destination-dirtpipe-by-william-h-nutsack

 

#185- “Little Peter” by Red Peters and The Dusty Underbed Orchestra

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-185-little-peter-by-red-peters-and-the-dusty-underbed-orchestra

 

#186- REPLAY “Aw Fuck You” by Mr. Dickie Weed 

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/-aw-fuck-you-by-mr-dickie-weed

 

#187- REPLAY “Bangin' The Possessed” by King Con

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-35-bangin-the-possessed-by-king-con

 

#188- "Don't Fuck Around With Love" by The Blenders

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-188-dont-fuck-around-with-love-by-the-blenders

 

#189- REPLAY "There's A Critter Up My Shitter" by Alabama Big Earl

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-9-there-s-a-critter-up-my-shitter-by-alabama-big-earl

 

#190- "How's Your Whole... Family?" by The Garbonzos

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-190-hows-your-whole-family-by-the-garbanzos

 

#191- "(WWJE) What Would Jesus Eat?" by Charlie Cockpit

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/the-song-snatch-191-wwje-what-would-jesus-eat-by-charlie-cockpit

 

#192- REPLAY "Save Me A Piece Of Nookie Pie This Thanksgiving" by Rich 'n Famous

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-39-save-me-a-piece-of-nookie-pie-this-thanksgiving-by-rich-n-famous

 

#193- REPLAY "Fuck You" by Biker Joe Warren

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-38-fuck-you-by-biker-joe-warren

 

#194- REPLAY "Silent Butt Deadly Night" by Jingle Smells

http://redpeterssongsnatch.com/song-snatch-41-silent-butt-deadly-night-by-jingle-smells

 

THE END (so far)

GIVE YOURSELF A HANDY...

YOU'VE EARNED IT!

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SONG SNATCH #186- REPLAY- "Aw Fuck You" by Mr. Dickie Weed

HELLO MUSIC LOVERS, 

Who amongst us wouldn’t like to express exactly how we feel to someone we know who absolutely deserves it, huh? 

I know I do. 

That’s why in Song Snatch #186 I’m going back to revisit Song Snatch #1, to hear my buddy, the great Nashville singer/songwriter, Mr. Dickie Weed and his tune that tells it exactly like it is, “Aw Fuck You”

(episode running time- 5 minutes and 9 seconds) 

(You can hear more of Dickie’s songs at www.myspace.com/dickieweed and download his songs at itunes, amazon, cdbaby and wherever fine music is sold.)

Direct download: RPSS2-186-Aw_Fuck_You-DickieWeed_509.mp3
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SONG SNATCH #185- "Little Peter" by Red Peters and The Dusty Underbed Orchestra

Hello Music Lovers-

When I’m all alone and by myself and there’s no one lying next to me, I take comfort knowing that I can always depend on my little friend. 

And when I paid tribute to him with a tune I recorded with The Dusty Underbed Orchestra some years ago, I felt I captured just the right soothing emotion I was feeling deep down inside.

Tune into Song Snatch #185 to hear my introspective song, “Little Peter!

(episode running time- 3 minutes and 56 seconds)

(You can hear more of Red’s songs at www.redpeters.com, and download them at oglio, iTunes, amazon and wherever fine music is sold.)  

Direct download: RPSS2-Little_Peter-Red_Peters_356.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 12:01pm EDT
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