SONG SNATCH # 202- REPLAY "Fuck You If You Don't Like Christmas" by Crudbump

Hello Music Lovers- 

By now, it’s possible you’re already developing a bad attitude towards Christmas. 

Really? 

I have a feeling you might just be one of those people who complains about everything. 

Instead of crying about it, tune into Song Snatch #202 and take heed from Columbus, OH author, artist and songwriter, Crudbump and listen closely to his song, “Fuck You If You Don’t Like Christmas!” 

(episode running time- 4 minutes and 36 second) 

(You can hear more Crudbump songs at www.crudbump.com, and download them everywhere fine music is sold.)

Direct download: RPSS2-145-FuckYouIfYouDontLikeChristmas-Crudbump_436.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 9:00am EDT
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SONG SNATCH #201- REPLAY "You Ain't Gettin' Shit For Christmas!" by Red Peters

Hello Music Lovers- 

For older folks, Christmas and the holidays can be a time for reflection and a generous spirit. 

And some have more to give to their families and do so willingly and with great affection and anticipation. 

But then… there’s the ingrates! 

Tune into Song Snatch #201 and hear a story about what happens to the ungrateful and inconsiderate in a song that I (Red Peters) recorded in 1999 with The Alan Pinchloaf Singers, “You Ain’t Gettin’ Shit For Christmas!”!

(episode running time- 5 minutes and 19 seconds)

(You can hear more of my songs at www.redpeters.com and download and enjoy the best collection of adult comedy Christmas music songs, “It’s A Red Peters Christmas! Vol. #1” at iTunes and oglio.com/red-peters-christmas or download them wherever fine music is sold.) produced by Ed Grenga

And watch it on youtube- nearly 1.25 million views!

http://youtu.be/srHM2sIll68?list=PL03C8DCAC96A5F90A

Direct download: RPSS2-48-YouAintGettinShit-RP518.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 9:00am EDT
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SONG SNATCH #200- REPLAY "Merry Fuckin' Christmas" by Those Dreaded Gnats

Hello Music Lovers- 

Christmastime is a joyous time for children. 

Not a care in the world and all they think about is what Santa will bring them. 

But as an adult, this time can potentially really, really suck! 

And is it possible for things to go from bad to worse?? 

Hear the whole sad story when you tune into Song Snatch #200 and lend an ear to New Jersey duo, Those Dreaded Gnats, and their modern day holiday tale of woe, “Merry Fuckin' Christmas”! 

(episode running time- 3 minutes and 43 seconds)  

(You can hear more of Those Dreaded Gnats Christmas songs at www.thosedreadedgnats.com, and download them wherever fine music is sold.)

Direct download: RPSS2-47-MerryFnXmas-ThoseDreadedGnats343.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 9:00am EDT
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SONG SNATCH #199- REPLAY "Naughty Or Nice" by Francine, The Queen of Obscene

Hello Music Lovers- 

I’m sure Santa has seen and heard just about every plea and promise when it comes to requests for Christmas presents each year from all the boys and girls.

But I guarantee you that he choked on his egg nog and had thoughts about putting more than a lump in this girl’s stocking after he read her letter! 

For a good holiday rise, check out Song Snatch #199, and hear sexy Hopedale, MA singer/songwriter Francine, The Queen of Obscene along with her special guest, yours truly, Red Peters (as Santa) in her song, “Naughty Or Nice”! 

(episode running time- 4 minutes and 20 seconds) 

(You can hear more of Francine’s songs at myspace.com/francinesfunnystuff, and on “The Best of The Red Peters Comedy Music Hour, Vol. 1”, and “It’s A Red Peters Christmas, Vol. 1” on itunes and download it wherever fine music is sold.) produced by Ed Grenga

Direct download: RPSS2-45-NaughtyOrNice-Francine420.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 9:00am EDT
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SONG SNATCH #198- REPLAY "The Christmas Gift (Just A Little Christmas Blowjob)" duet by Red Peters and Margaret Cho

Hello Music Lovers- 

Let's face it, there’s such a big build-up leading to Christmas that, when all is said and done, it can be even a bigger let down. 

You open all your presents, hang with the ones you love, watch the game, have dinner- now what? 

There’s that emptiness- that feeling that something is missing. You’re still not satisfied! 

Is there a solution in hand? 

Here’s an idea, tune into Song Snatch #198, and hear a song written by the great LA jazz musician, Dick Shreve (aka Durwood Douche’), a duet I recorded with comedian Margaret Cho, called “The Christmas Gift (Just A Little Christmas Blowjob)! 

(episode running time- 4 minutes and 12 seconds)

(You can hear more Durwood Douche’ songs at www.durwooddouche.com, more of Margaret’s songs at www.margaretcho.com, and more of Red’s songs at www.redpeters.com, and on iTunes and all fine music download sites.) produced by Ed Grenga    

Direct download: RPSS2-46-ChristmasGift-RPCho412.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 9:00am EDT
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SONG SNATCH #197- REPLAY "Merry Fuckin' Christmas" by Larry Pierce

Hello Music Lovers- 

It’s Christmas and not everyone is having a happy holiday.

Bored, no money, holes in the shoes, don’t have a pot to piss in… 

So why not just wash down another one, say fuck it, and sing the blues? 

That’s what the great Middleton, Indiana singer/songwriter, Larry Pierce and his band –itis does on Song Snatch #197 with his classic holiday song of woe, “Merry Fuckin’ Christmas”! 

(episode running time- 4 minutes and 8 seconds)

(You can hear more of Larry’s songs at www.larrypierce.com, and download them wherever fine music is sold.)

Direct download: RPSS2-44-MerrFnXmas-Pierce405.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 9:00am EDT
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SONG SNATCH #196- REPLAY "Sno' Balls" by Rudy Casoni

Hello Music Lovers- 

They call him, “Sinatra’s bastard love child” and each and every Christmas he sings about his girl leaving him for a little fat guy in a red suit! 

have some fun and check out Song Snatch #196 and get into the holiday spirit as LA actor, performer and singer, Toby Huss (also known as the the ill fated hipster, Rudy Casoni), sings his holiday classic, “Sno’ Balls”! 

(episode running time- 4 minutes and 22 seconds)

(You can hear more Rudy Casoni songs at iTunes and at www.rudycasoni.com, and download his songs wherever fine music is sold.)

Direct download: RPSS2-43-Sno_Balls-RudyCasoni422.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 9:00am EDT
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SONG SNATCH #195- REPLAY "Holy Shit, It's Christmas!" by Red Peters and The New Christy Hamsters

Hello Music Lovers- 

I love Christmas music and every year around this time, I’m reminded of the now infamous “recording session from hell” I experienced in 1994 with The New Christy Hamsters. 

From the moment I arrived at the studio that day, until I stormed out red faced and humiliated, the Hamsters teased and taunted me and just made a mess of the whole session. 

But when all was said and done, the song actually came out pretty good, and turned into a fun way to remind us it’s Christmas and gets us into the spirit of the season! 

Tune into Song Snatch #195 and sing-a-long with me (Red Peters) and the the New Christy Hamsters on my very first holiday recording, “Holy Shit, It’s Christmas!". 

(episode running time- 4 minutes and 41 seconds)

(You can hear more Red Peters Christmas songs at iTunes and at www.redpeters.com, and enjoy a collection of uncensored, “alternative” holiday songs from a variety of artists on, “It’s A Red Peters Christmas!” Volume 1, available wherever fine music is sold.)

 

 

Direct download: RPSS2-42-Holy_Shit-RP_441.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 9:00am EDT
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SONG SNATCH #194- REPLAY "Silent Butt Deadly Night" by Jingle Smells

Hello Music Lovers- 

There’s something in the air and it smells a lot like Christmas! 

No, it’s not cinnamon or nutmeg, pine or balsam, or cookies and gingerbread baking in the oven- or even wood burning in the fireplace or cider simmering on the stove. 

But it’s still enough to bring a tear to your eye just the same! 

You’ll get a whiff when you tune into Song Snatch #194 and hear one of my favorite songs of the holiday season, “Silent Butt Deadly Night” by Jingle Smells! 

(running time- 2 minutes and 31 seconds) 

(You can hear lots more smelly Christmas sounds and songs at www.oglio.com/jingle-smells-pull-my-finger and download them wherever fine music is sold.)

Direct download: RPSS2-41-SilentButtDeadlyNight-JingleSmells231.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 9:00am EDT
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SONG SNATCH #193- REPLAY "Fuck You" by Biker Joe Warren

Hello Music Lovers-

Is it possible to see life through the eyes of a decorated Vietnam War veteran who returns home only to find rejection and troubled times?

And yet despite this adversity and misfortune, he still managed to write funny songs about his unique lifestyle, sex and love for Harley Davidson motorcycles before his tragic death in 1996. 

As we celebrate Thanksgiving and enter the Christmas season, take a few minutes to thank a veteran and then tune into Song Snatch #193, and hear Biker Joe Warren’s musical lament, “Fuck You”. 

(running time- 4 minutes and 44 seconds) 

(You can hear more Biker Joe songs and check out his great bobble-head doll (that's mine in the photo) at www.bikerjoe.com)

Direct download: RPSS2-38-Fuck_You-Biker_Joe_444.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 3:33pm EDT
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