SONG SNATCH #212- "Gangsta Rap Christmas" by No Talent

Hello Music Lovers-

There are at least three kinds of people at Christmas. 

Those who understand the true meaning of Christmas. 

Those who have no idea of the true meaning of Christmas. 

And those who are very confused about the true meaning of Christmas. 

I’d put Marblehead, MA rapper, No Talent in the confused category which is clearly evident in Song Snatch #212 and his song, “Gangsta Rap Christmas”

(episode running time- 3 minutes and 38 seconds) 

(You can hear more of Mike's songs at https://www.facebook.com/michael.mcmahon.7169?fref=ts, and download his Christmas tune at http://store.oglio.com/products-page/comedy/red-peters-its-a-red-peters-christmas/)

Direct download: RPSS2-154-GangstaRapChristmas-NoTalent_338.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 9:00am EDT
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SONG SNATCH #211- REPLAY "Christmas Waltz (Fuck That)" by Erin McKeown

Hello Music Lovers- 

Everyone has opinions and feelings about Christmas, right? 

Some of us have warm thoughts and find comfort and joy and cherish all the holiday traditions. 

While others want no part of the season and head for the hills each year to escape it’s madness.

Hear a little of both when New England singer/songwriter, Erin McKeown blends the sweet and the dark in Song Snatch #211 when she sings, “Christmas Waltz (Fuck That!)”! 

(episode running time- 4 minutes and 2 seconds) 

(You can hear more Erin McKeown songs at www.erinmckeown.com, and download them everywhere fine music is sold.)

Direct download: RPSS2-154-ChristmasWalt-Erin_McKeown_402.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 9:00am EDT
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SONG SNATCH #210- REPLAY "Merry Fuckin' Christmas" by Denis Leary

Hello Music Lovers- 

We all have our interpretations of how we describe and celebrate Christmas and it’s easy to adopt a cynical attitude when there are so many stories of dysfunctional families, religious squabbles, and other contradictory messages in the media to lash out at. 

Especially if you’re Denis Leary in Song Snatch #210 when he sings, “Merry Fuckin' Christmas”! 

(episode running time- 2 minutes and 54 seconds) 

(You can hear more Denis Leary songs and bits at www.denisleary.com, and download them everywhere fine music is sold.)

Direct download: RPSS2-153-MerryFuckingChristmas-DenisLeary_254.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 9:00am EDT
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SONG SNATCH #209- REPLAY "Have A Wonderful Hawaiian Christmas" by Red Peters & The Delicious Dips

Hello Music Lovers- 

Usually when we think of Christmas, we picture Santa and his sleigh in the snow with his reindeer and crackling fireplaces and people singing carols all dolled up in their winter coats, gloves and mittens and woolen caps. 

But what about folks in the tropical islands of Hawaii? 

They celebrate Christmas too. 

That’s why when my producer originally wrote and sang this song to me one day a couple years back, I had to record it. 

Sing-along with me (Red Peters) in Song Snatch #209 along with The Delicious Dips to, “Have A Wonderful Hawaiian Christmas”! 

(episode running time- 3 minutes and 28 seconds) 

(You can hear more Red Peters songs at www.redpeters.com, watch the video to this song at http://youtu.be/kZucSHy3fbg, and download them everywhere fine music is sold.) produced by Ed Grenga

Illustration by Timothy Shamey- www.timothyshamey.com

Direct download: RPSS2-152-WonderfulHawaiianChristmas-RP_328.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 9:00am EDT
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SONG SNATCH #208- REPLAY "Give The Jew Girl Toys" by Sarah Silverman

Hello Music Lovers- 

Christmastime is the season for all the children to dream about sugar plums, and reindeer, and anticipating the arrival of Santa to bring them presents. 

But not all children. What about all the Jewish kids? 

Can’t Santa make an exception? 

Tune into Song Snatch #208 and hear comic, Sarah Silverman and her musical plea to Santa, “Bring The Jew Girl Toys”! 

(episode running time- 3 minutes and 33 seconds) 

(You can hear more Sarah Silverman songs and bits at www.sarahsilvermanonline.com, and download them everywhere fine music is sold.)

Direct download: RPSS2-151-GiveTheJewGirlToys-Sarah_Silverman_333.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 9:00am EDT
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SONG SNATCH #207- REPLAY "Why Don't You Go Fuck Yourself (This Christmas)" by Niki Luparelli

Hello Music Lovers- 

Sometimes you just can’t get beyond the pent up feelings of anger and disappointment with someone, even at Christmas. 

And instead of showering them with gifts, you tell them exactly how you feel. 

That’s what Worcester, MA chanteuse, Niki Luparelli does in Song Snatch #207 when she gets it all off her buxom chest in her song, “Why Don’t You Go Fuck Yourself (This Christmas)! 

(episode running time- 3 minutes and 3 seconds) 

(You can hear more Niki Luparelli songs at www.nikiluparelli.com, and download them everywhere fine music is sold.)

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SONG SNATCH #206- REPLAY "Chucky The Christmas Rat" by Q

Hello Music Lovers- 

We all know the story and song of Rudolph the red nosed reindeer and all the other reindeer, but how many know the Christmas story of a little rodent named Chucky?

Tune into Song Snatch #206 to hear NYC mystery man, Q sing a song that’s destined to become another holiday favorite, “Chucky The Christmas Rat”! 

(episode running time- 2 minutes and 58 seconds) 

(You can hear more Q songs at http://store.oglio.com/products-page/comedy/red-peters-its-a-red-peters-christmas/ and download them there, and at itunes and amazon.)

Direct download: RPSS2-149-ChuckyTheChristmasRat-Q_258.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 9:00am EDT
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SONG SNATCH #205- REPLAY "Cold Blooded Christmas" by Jon Lajoie

Hello Music Lovers- 

It’s late at night on Christmas Eve and you hear something, a noise. 

You grab your gun and encounter a large figure in your darkened house and you shoot 5 times. 

OMG! 

Hey wait a minute… did you just kill Santa Claus? 

Find out what French-Canadian comedy music artist, Jon Lajoie thinks he did in Song Snatch #205 in his song, “Cold Blooded Christmas”! 

(episode running time- 3 minutes and 27 seconds) 

(You can hear more Jon Lajoie songs at www.jonlajoie.com, and download them everywhere fine music is sold.)

 

Direct download: RPSS2-148-ColdBloodedChristmas-JonLajoie_327.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 9:00am EDT
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SONG SNATCH #204- REPLAY "I Wanna Rock U Hard This Christmas" by The Dan Band

Hello Music Lovers- 

Sometimes it’s so difficult to figure out what to give the little lady for Christmas. 

Jewelry? Clothes? Appliances?!!

Then it hits you! 

Yes, you know exactly what she needs. 

For a hint, tune into Song Snatch #204 and hear LA rockers, The Dan Band say it best with their great holiday tune, “I Wanna Rock U Hard This Christmas!” 

(I love this tune- it's a truly memorable holiday song.) 

(episode running time- 4 minutes and 47 seconds)

(You can hear more Dan Band songs at www.thedanband.com, and download them everywhere fine music is sold.)

Direct download: RPSS2-147-IWannaRockYouHardThisChristmas-DanBand_447.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 9:00am EDT
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SONG SNATCH #203- REPLAY "It's Christmas And Your Sucking On My Balls" by The Beaver Boys

Hello Music Lovers- 

We all have memories of Christmas past, both good and bad. 

But what makes your memory any more appropriate or better or more pure than the other guys? 

Case in point- the Chicago duo, The Beaver Boys. They have memories that are special too as described in Song Snatch #203 with their classic holiday ditty, “It’s Christmas And You’re Sucking On My Balls”! 

(episode running time- 3 minutes and 12 second) 

(You can hear more Beaver Boys songs at www.myspace.com/beaverboysmusic, and download them everywhere fine music is sold.)

Direct download: RPSS2-146-ItsChristmasAndYoureSuckingOnMyBalls-BeaverBoys_312.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 9:45am EDT
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