SONG SNATCH #193- REPLAY "Fuck You" by Biker Joe Warren

Hello Music Lovers-

Is it possible to see life through the eyes of a decorated Vietnam War veteran who returns home only to find rejection and troubled times?

And yet despite this adversity and misfortune, he still managed to write funny songs about his unique lifestyle, sex and love for Harley Davidson motorcycles before his tragic death in 1996. 

As we celebrate Thanksgiving and enter the Christmas season, take a few minutes to thank a veteran and then tune into Song Snatch #193, and hear Biker Joe Warren’s musical lament, “Fuck You”. 

(running time- 4 minutes and 44 seconds) 

(You can hear more Biker Joe songs and check out his great bobble-head doll (that's mine in the photo) at

Direct download: RPSS2-38-Fuck_You-Biker_Joe_444.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 3:33pm EDT

SONG SNATCH #192- REPLAY "Save Me A Piece Of Nookie Pie This Thanksgiving" by Rich 'n Famous

Hello Music Lovers- 

Thanksgiving is on a Thursday again this year and there’s nothing like enjoying the bounties of the harvest in the company of family, loved ones, and friends. 

But what about after everyone leaves?

Do you still have room for that special dessert? 

Check out Song Snatch #192 to learn a new recipe for a steaming side dish when NY songwriter, Rich ‘n Famous serves up his song, “Save Me A Piece Of Nookie Pie This Thanksgiving”! 

(running time- 3 minutes and 38 seconds) 

(You can hear more Rich ‘n Famous songs at

Direct download: RPSS2-39-Nookie_Pie-RnFamous_338.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 11:30am EDT

SONG SNATCH #191- "(WWJE) What Would Jesus Eat?" by Charlie Cockpit (the singing airline pilot)

Hello Music Lovers- 

As the holiday season approaches, the anticipation for the religious and secular celebrations grow as we make plans to gather with family and friends and feast on mass quantities of food and drink.

Critics believe society misses the whole point of the holidays, but there’s a little known fact about one of the season’s biggest stars that is just coming to light.

We’re all familiar with the last supper, right? 

But did you know that Jesus loved junk food and had a sweet tooth?

That’s according to Central Falls, RI singer/songwriter, Charlie Cockpit, the singing airline pilot, who is taking off with a brand new song in Song Snatch #191, “(WWJE) What Would Jesus Eat?”!

(episode running time- 3 minutes and 38 seconds)

(You can learn more about Charlie Cockpit at and )

Direct download: RPSS2-WhatWouldJesusEat-CharlieCockpit_338.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 1:16pm EDT


Hello Music Lovers! 

Subtle movement and a couple dramatic new entries characterize the The Song Snatch Top 10 since our last ranking.

At #1 and still far out in front from it’s closest competitor is “The Closing Song (Get The Fuck Out) by Red Peters and Dumpster Punch. Since it was first posted on New Year’s Eve 2012, it has raced to and dominated the top position of the chart.

At #2 and still holding strong is “Merry Fucking Christmas” by Larry Pierce. I remember encouraging Larry to record this Christmas classic more than 5 years ago. The song hit a nerve and resides in the top 3 since it first aired.

A close #3 and trading places with #2 on occasion is the incomparable, “I’d Like To Fuck The Shit Outta You” by David Allan Coe who has remained near the top of the charts since it’s introduction in 2014.

Followed by a solid and consistent #4 is “The Christmas Gift (Just A Little Christmas Blowjob)”, the heartwarming holiday duet by Red Peters & Margaret Cho.

After being replayed a couple weeks back, Mr. Dickie Weed returns to the Top 10 zooming to #5 with fan favorite, “Aw Fuck You”, while Alabama Big Earl skitters back to #6 with “There’s A Critter Up My Shitter”.

The holiday treasure “Silent Butt Deadly Night” continues it’s aromatic reign in the Top 10 at #7, along with Francine, The Queen Of Obscene’s two megahits, “He’s An Asshole” at #8 and at #9, her raunchy holiday dance fav, “Naughty Or Nice”.

Rounding off the Top 10 at #10, after rising quickly through the ranks, is a surprise sleeper, “I Want Your Pussy” by Stankyman.

Bubbling under the Top 10 are the usual suspects with a couple newcomers.

The Fools, “I Love Your Tits”, Red Peters’ “Holy Shit, It’s Christmas!”, “Grab Your Ankles, I Love You” by Brian Weeks, Uncle Carl’s “I’m Too Tired (To Masturbate)”, and Red Peters’ duet with Todd Rundgren , “Blow Me (You Hardy Even Know Me)” hold strong at #11-15 respectively.

Shooting up and out at #16 is Liz Phair’s release, “Hot White Cum” entering the Top 20 and the resurrection of “The Hand Of The Almighty” at #17 by John R. Butler

The original 1984 recording of “Blow Me (You Hardy Even Know Me)” by Red Peters and The Alan Pinchloaf Singers hovers at #18, and rounding out at #19 and #20 are the two holiday regulars “Sno’ Balls” by LA crooner Rudy Casoni and “You Ain’t Gettin’ Shit For Christmas!” by Red Peters

I’m sure the holiday season will re-introduce temporarily many more of the holiday favorites into the Top 20. I will post the yearend download results during the 1st week of 2016.

Thanks for listening!

Red Peters




Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 2:56pm EDT

SONG SNATCH #190- "How's Your Whole... Family?" by The Garbonzos

Hello Music Lovers-  

Way back in 1989, when I first conceived the idea for my song, “How’s Your Whole… Family?”, I originally imagined it as a polka.

But my co-writer and producer, Eddie Grenga had a different idea and came up with a classic, country swing arrangement that we all know and love today.

Fast forward to 2010, when I was approached by a Springfield, MO acid polka band to include the song on an upcoming live album and my dream of hearing the song in it’s original form finally came true!

Check out Song Snatch #189 and hear The Garbonzos from their “Live At The Venice Café” album, singing their very own arrangement of my song, “How’s Your Whole… Family?”!

(episode running time- 4 minutes and 29 seconds) 

(You can hear more of the Garbonzos songs at, and download them wherever fine music is sold.)

Direct download: RPSS2-HowsYerWhole-Garbonzoz_429.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 11:13am EDT

SONG SNATCH #189- REPLAY "There's A Critter Up My Shitter" by Alabama Big Earl


Here’s a good song for you- a friggin' classic!

Do you enjoy stuffing small barnyard animals up your ass?

Well, if you do, you better be ready for the consequences!

Perhaps we should check with someone who knows.

Take a listen to Song Snatch #189 and hear Foley, Alabama performer and tunesmith, Alabama Big Earl sing his tale of woe, “There’s A Critter Up My Shitter”!

(episode running time- 3 minutes)

(You can hear more great songs of animal love and life on the farm at and download his songs at iTunes or from an album that contains a shitload of other really ridiculous songs, The Best Of The Red Peters Comedy Music Hour, Vol. 1 at iTunes, napster, rhapsody,, and at all fine music download sites.)  


Direct download: RPSS2-_Theres_A_Critter_Up_My_Shitter.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 9:15pm EDT

SONG SNATCH #188- "Don't Fuck Around With Love" by The Blenders

Hello Music Lovers-

Did you know that back in the 1950’s, you could get arrested for using profanity on stage and in recordings? 

Yet a handful of artists still released what they called “blue” recordings surreptitiously, and you’d have to go into a record store and whisper to the guy behind the counter and ask for the song or album.

In September 1953, Jay-Dee label owner, Joe Davis had his band, The Blenders, sing alternate lyrics to their song, “Don’t Play Around With Love” as a special, private, bonus gift recording to help the band make friends with radio DJs and to get more airplay for their songs.

Hear it for yourself on Song Snatch #188, a very rare recording by The Blenders called, “Don’t Fuck Around With Love”!

(episode running time- 4 minutes and 29 seconds) 

You can learn more about this song and other controversial uses of the F-word in the Steve Anderson documentary, “Fuck” at

There are 2 Red Peters songs in the film "FUCK"- "I Can't Say These Things" and "The Closing Song".


Direct download: RPSS_188-DontFuckAroundWithLove-Blenders_429.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 1:11pm EDT