SONG SNATCH #87- "I Want To Fuck You" by Wim De Bie

Hello Music Lovers- 

I always enjoy finding funny and explicit songs from other parts of the world. 

And I was especially amused to stumble upon a song lampooning the husband of Princess Margriet of the Netherlands in a video on youtube.

The song was performed in English on live Dutch television in 1976, with clean sub-titles for the translation as part of the joke. 

Tune into Song Snatch #87 and hear Wim De Bie singing “I Want To Fuck You”!

(episode running time- 3 minutes and 3 seconds)

(You can hear more of the duo, Van Kooten & De Bie’s songs and bits on youtube and view the tv footage of this song by copying and pasting the URL below-

Direct download: RPSS2-87-I_Want_To_Fuck_You-Wim_De_Bie_303.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 9:41am EDT

SONG SNATCH #86- "I Want You" by Cock Lorge

Hello Music Lovers- 

We all want someone, we crave things, and have certain needs and expectations in a relationship, right?

But how we verbalize these thoughts and feelings and how specific we are is a whole other thing! 

Hold onto your hat for Song Snatch #86, as NYC troubadour, Cock Lorge expresses his wants with his aching song of yearning and lust, “I Want You”! 

(episode running time- 4 minutes and 13 seconds) 

(You can hear more Cock Lorge tunes at, and download his songs wherever fine music is sold.)

Direct download: RPSS2-86-I_Want_You-Cock_Lorge_413.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 10:25am EDT

SONG SNATCH #85- "We Fucked In The Rain" by Larry Pierce

Hello Music Lovers- 

We all have special memories of how things used to be when we were young or starting out in a relationship or first dating our mate.

We remember the holding of hands, or how the gentleman held the door or helped put on a coat or brought flowers and sent little love notes. 

And then some of us remember other important stuff and long for those days! 

Tune into Song Snatch #85 and hear another great song from Indiana’s finest singer/songwriter, Larry Pierce and his smash, “We Fucked In The Rain”! 

(episode running time- 4 minutes and 54 seconds)

(You can hear more of Larry’s music at, and you can download his songs wherever fine music is sold.)     

Direct download: RPSS2-85-WeFuckedInTheRain-LarryPierce_454.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 10:30am EDT

SONG SNATCH #84- "Go Fuck Yourself" by Crudbump

Hello Music Lovers- 

Let’s face it, sometimes the pressures we endure from asshole drivers, idiots and jerkoffs each day can come to a head and we just can’t take it anymore, we’ve had enough, and we need to express exactly how we feel. 

That’s exactly what the Columbus, Ohio author and artist, Crudbump does in Song Snatch #84 with his song, “Go Fuck Yourself”. 

(episode running time- 3 minutes and 24 seconds) 

(You can hear Crudbump’s songs and check out his videos at, and download his music wherever fine music is sold. And if you like reading and looking at the pictures, check out his book, "Toothpaste For Dinner" on amazon.)

Direct download: RPSS2-84-Go_Fuck_Yourself_324.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 9:30am EDT

SONG SNATCH #83- "The Muff Hair Song" by The Clamsmen

Hello Music Lovers- 

The word nostalgia is defined as “a wistful desire to return in thought or in fact to a former time in one’s life…” or “ a yearning for the return of past circumstances…”. 

Well, when it comes to a woman’s personal care, today it’s fashionable to clip, shave, wax and defoliate the area “down there” but there are some of us who can remember a time when the style was “au natural” and secretly yearn to return to those days of old. 

Tune into Song Snatch #83, and hear how the LA group, The Clamsmen like it in their song, “The Muff Hair Song”. 

(episode running time- 3 minutes and 20 seconds)

(Unfortunately, I cannot find any trace of The Clamsmen on the internet any longer.)

Direct download: RPSS2-83-Muff_Hair_Song_320.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 8:43am EDT

SONG SNATCH #82- "Dueling Assholes" by Unknown Artists

Hello Music Lovers- 

We all remember the instrumental that was made famous in the 1972 film, Deliverance played by a mentally challenged inbred. 

In truth, the scene was performed by a local banjo player disguised using careful camera angles, who reached around from behind the actor and actually played the song. 

Unfortunately, on Song Snatch #82, we have to guess who plays the “instruments” because the contributors seem to be anonymous. 

If you know the identity of the “artists” on this song, please contact me and I will properly credit the individual or individuals who played their asses off on, “Dueling Assholes”! 

(episode running time- 3 minutes and 29 seconds)

Direct download: RPSS2-82-Dueling_Assholes_329.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 3:12pm EDT

SONG SNATCH #81- "Bowling For Bitches" by Stefan Lage'

Hello Music Lovers- 

Anybody feel like bowling? 

How about doing the hokey pokey? 

Well after you put your right foot in and take your right foot out, will someone please tell me what the hell this song is all about? 

I have no idea. (But, no matter what, I really like it!) 

Tune into Song Snatch #81, to hear the ambiguous Limousin, France recording artist, Stefan Lage’s song, “Bowling For Bitches” and let me know, will ya'? 

(episode running times- 4 minutes and 9 seconds) 

(You can hear more of Stefan’s songs on iTunes and at

Direct download: RPSS2-81-BowlingForBitches-StefanLage_409.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 11:49am EDT

SONG SNATCH #80- "I Gotta Take A Shit" by Roach

Hello Music Lovers- 

It starts out as a rumbling inside you and when you gotta go, you gotta go. 

But, hey… wouldn’t it be a more accurate description to say you’re gonna leave one rather than take one? 

Leave it to the hard rocking Buffalo, NY group Roach to make a splash in Song Snatch #80, with their release, “I Gotta Take A Shit”! 

(episode running time- 4 minutes and 55 seconds) 

(You can hear more Roach songs at and download wherever fine music is sold.)

Direct download: RPSS2-80-I_Gotta_Take_A_Shit-Roach_455.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 9:09am EDT

SONG SNATCH #79- "Let's Do It Doggy Style (So We Can Both Watch TV)" by Red Peters and Meat Raffle

Hello Music Lovers- 

Sex can be fun. 

But so is watching TV. 

So wouldn’t it be even more fun to do both at the same time? 

Tune into Song Snatch #79 and hear Red Peters and Meat Raffle merge his two favorite pastimes, “Let’s Do It Doggy Style (So We Can Both Watch TV)! 

(episode running time- 5 minutes and 11 seconds) 

(You can hear more of Red’s songs at and sing-a-long to all his songs at and download his music at iTunes and wherever fine music is sold.) 

Red is pictured to the right performing live on stage in 2007 with his beloved Toy Poodle, Hazel.

Direct download: RPSS2-79-Doggy_Style-Red_Peters_511.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 12:14pm EDT