SONG SNATCH #134- "My Shit's Fucked Up" by Warren Zevon

Hello Music Lovers-

Each year as we near Thanksgiving, it gives us pause to reflect on the bounties we enjoy and to acknowledge and celebrate our friends and family and be thankful for all the good things in our lives including our health. 

The great singer/songwriter, Warren Zevon knew that only too well, and in Song Snatch #134, in an outlandishly humorous way, he expresses exactly how devastating a negative diagnosis can be in his song, “My Shit’s Fucked Up”! 

(episode running time- 4 minutes and 1 second) 

(You can hear more Warren Zevon songs at www.warrenzevon.com, and download them wherever fine music is sold.)

Direct download: RPSS2-134-My_Shits_Fucked_Up-Warren_Zevon_400.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 6:04pm EDT
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SONG SNATCH #133- "Smell Yo' Dick" by Riskay, The Drama Queen

Hello Music Lovers- 

Your boyfriend is always out late, coming home early in the morning and your friends see him at the clubs dancing and grinding with other women. 

But how do you confirm whether he’s cheating or not? 

Do you look at his phone?

Do you read his email and texts? 

Perhaps you should consider another suggestion in Song Snatch #133 from Florida club rapper, Riskay, The Drama Queen in her song, “Smell Yo' Dick”! 

(episode running time- 4 minutes and 47 seconds) 

(You can hear more Riskay songs at www.myspace.com/riskaydramaqueen, and download them wherever fine music is sold.)

Direct download: RPSS2-133-SmellYoDick-Riskay_447.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 10:47am EDT
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SONG SNATCH #132- "Work Song" by Dan Reeder

Hello Music Lovers- 

When it comes to work, there are at least 5 kinds of people. 

Those who don’t work. 

Those who need work. 

Those who work. 

Those who have too much work. 

And those who have all the fucking work they need! 

Tune into Song Snatch #132 and hear Nurnberg, Germany artist and songwriter, Dan Reeder make this point perfectly clear in his tune, “Work Song”!

(episode running time- 3 minutes and 32 seconds) 

(You can hear more Dan Reeder songs and view his artwork at www.danreeder.com, and download his songs wherever fine music is sold.)   

Direct download: RPSS2-WorkSong-DanReeder_332.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 12:55pm EDT
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SONG SNATCH #131- "The Ten Second National Anthem" by Red Peters

Hello Music Lovers- 

Today we celebrate Veterans Day and many of us express our patriotism by honoring those who made the ultimate sacrifice, attending parades and memorial services, and singing The Star Spangled Banner. 

But in this fast paced world not everyone has the time or attention span to sit or stand through the whole song. 

That’s why more than a decade ago, I recorded an abridged arrangement of the song for busy patriots on the go. 

Please join me in Song Snatch #131 as I, Red Peters, sing, “The Ten Second National Anthem”. 

(episode running time- 1 minute and 43 seconds) 

(You can hear more of Red’s songs at www.redpeters.com and www.redpeterskaraoke.com and find the “10 Second National Anthem” on his album, “I Laughed, I Cried, I Fudged My Undies!” and download all his songs wherever fine music is sold.)

Direct download: RPSS2-96-10SecondNationalAnthem_143.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 12:00pm EDT
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SONG SNATCH #130- "I Wanna Polka Polka" by Red Peters and The Ivan Offlecokich Orchestra

Hello Music Lovers- 

Do you like geography? 

Do you enjoy travelling? 

Do you enjoy listening and dancing to polka music? 

Then get out your atlas of the United States and put on your dancing shoes because you’re going to love Song Snatch #130 as, yours truly, Red Peters and The Ivan Offlecockich Orchestra sing the “I Wanna Polka Polka”! 

(episode running time- 4 minutes and 37 seconds)

(You can hear more Red Peters songs at www.redpeters.com , sing-a-long at www.redpeterskaraoke.com, and download his songs wherever fine music is sold.)

Illustration by Timothy Shamey- www.timothyshamey.com

 

Direct download: RPSS2-130-PolkaPolka-RP_437.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 9:09am EDT
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SONG SNATCH #129- "Angry Anthem" by Forces Of Evil

Hello Music Lovers- 

What words can you use or say when you’re sick of everybody and you can’t stand their bullshit any longer? 

Would shouting the “F word” help and make you feel any better? 

Explore that option when you listen to Song Snatch #129 when the Orange County third wave ska band, Forces Of Evil sing, “Angry Anthem”! 

(episode running time- 4 minutes and 5 seconds) 

(You can hear more Forces Of Evil songs at www.myspace.com/theforcesofevil, and download them wherever fine music is sold.)

VOTE EARLY, VOTE OFTEN. BUT VOTE!!!

Direct download: RPSS2-129-AngryAnthem-ForcesOfEvil_405.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 10:28am EDT
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THE RED PETERS SONG SNATCH TOP 20 Countdown

Not a lot of movement in the past month in the Top 10. 

"The Closing Song (Get The Fuck Outta Here!)" by Red Peters remains firmly in the top spot at #1.

"Merry Fuckin' Christmas" by Larry Pierce moved up a notch to #5 sharing the top tier with another Christmas song, "Silent Butt Deadly Night" by Jingle Smells at #9.

However, 11-20, Bubbling Under is seeing a lot of new action with Red Peters' "Blow Me (You Hardly Even Know Me)", both versions hit the chart with a bullet. The new duet with Todd Rundgren is at #11 and the original with The Alan Pinchloaf Singers is #13,

"Holy Shit, It's Christmas!" by Red Peters moved up to #14. 

Another newcomer to the Top 20 is "I'd Like To Fuck The Shit Outta You (Fuckin' In The Butt)" by David Allan Coe with strong upward movement at #17.

Statistical trends indicate we could see a few more Christmas songs enter the countdown by late November/December for the holiday season and beyond.

Next list will be published December 31, 2014.

VISIT www.redpeterssongsnatch.com to hear these songs and more than 100 other great adult comedy music hits!

 

Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 10:40pm EDT
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SONG SNATCH #128- "Kiss My Ass" by Denis Leary & The Enablers

Hello Music Lovers- 

Does your voting experience begin and end with American Idol? 

Is your plasma TV the size of a sheet of plywood? 

Do you drive a gas guzzling SUV, despise volunteering, and would rather stay home on your couch and play Wii? 

Then tune into Song Snatch #128, and to hear a song by comic and actor, Denis Leary who, like you, is proud to be an asshole American and doesn’t give a shit what you or anyone else thinks in his very own patriotic anthem, “Kiss My Ass”! 

(episode running time- 4 minutes and 18 seconds) 

(You can hear more Denis Leary’s songs at www.denisleary.com, watch the video at http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3766fd30dc/kiss-my-a-with-denis-leary, and download his songs wherever fine music is sold.)

Direct download: RPSS2-128-KissMyAss-Denis_Leary_418.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 9:31am EDT
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SONG SNATCH #127- "I Ran Out Of Toilet Paper" by Terrible Tim

Hello Music Lovers- 

Life can be complicated and sometimes unfair. 

You’re in the head on the toilet and everything is going smoothly. 

You catch up on a little reading but when it’s time to clean up, you can’t believe your eyes. 

No toilet paper! Now what? 

How you solve this dilemma is your problem, but I guarantee that once you’ve heard this song, you won’t be able to get it out of your head! 

Tune into Song Snatch #127, and hear Staten Island, NY songwriter and prankster, Terrible Tim sing his song of despair, “I Ran Out Of Toilet Paper”! 

(episode running time- 4 minutes and 31 seconds) 

(You can hear Terrible Tim songs at www.terribletim.com, and download them wherever fine music is sold.)

 

Direct download: RPSS2-127-IRanOutOfToiletpaper-TerribleTim_431.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 9:29am EDT
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SONG SNATCH #126- "Tits And Whiskey" by Mary Prankster

Hello Music Lovers- 

What kind of song do you write when you’re a sexy, woman art punk rocker who is known for your cutting, witty, and sarcastic lyrics, and you’re setting out to write “the most obnoxious song ever”?

Get ready for some good old fashioned naughty fun in Song Snatch #127 when Baltimore singer/songwriter Mary Prankster belts out her rocking tune, “Tits And Whiskey”! 

(episode running time- 2 minutes and 50 seconds) 

(You can learn more about Mary Prankster  songs at www.maryprankster.com, and download them wherever fine music is sold.)

Direct download: RPSS2-126-TitsAndWhiskey-Mary_Prankster_250.mp3
Category:comedy, music -- posted at: 9:02am EDT
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