SONG SNATCH #21- "Two In The Pink" by The Dirty Dogz

Hello Music Lovers,

Do you know what the slang is for simultaneously putting two fingers in the vagina and one in the ass?

And do you know how many different ways you can say it? 

Learn the alternative and synonymous phrases for this act when you tune into Song Snatch #21 and hear Chris Cicchino and The Dirty Dogz sing their rocking  instructional/educational song, “Two In The Pink”! 

(episode running time- 4 minutes and 20 seconds)

(You can hear more Dirty Dogz songs at, and download “Two In The Pink” off “The Best of the Red Peters Comedy Music Hour, Vol. 1” cd collection at iTunes, amazon, rhapsody, napster, oglio, and all fine music download sites.) 

Direct download: RPSS2-21-TwoInThePink-DirtyDogz420.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 7:21pm EDT

ARTIST SPOTLIGHT #4- Mr. Dickie Weed

Mr. Dickie Weed- "If You Ain't Country, You Ain't Shit"

Welcome to and Episode #4 of my interview series, The Song Snatch ARTIST SPOTLIGHT where I feature a short conversation with THE most original recording artists on the planet and play one of their remarkable, uncut and uncensored, funny and fucked up songs.

Today’s spotlight is on Mr. Dickie Weed, the pseudonym for gifted Nashville songwriter, Micheal Smotherman, who in  real life, has had his songs recorded by the likes of Roger Miller, Glenn Campbell, Kenny Rogers, Ray Charles, Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson, Bonnie Raitt, the Allman Brothers, Trace Adkins, Brooks and Dunn, and many more.

But when he wants to just have some fun and record for himself and his friends, he takes those same songwriting skills and creates some of the funniest, and highest quality songs of anyone I know.

I spoke with Dickie in October 2006 and got a sense of his attitude and approach towards the art of songwriting and how his songs come about, including a song true to his heart, “If You Ain’t Country, You Ain’t Shit”! 

Enjoy music lovers. 

(episode running time- 9 minutes and 11 seconds)

(You can learn more about Mr. Dickie Weed and listen to more of his great songs at and can download them on itunes.)

Direct download: RPSS2-AS4-DickieWeed911.mp3
Category:comedy music -- posted at: 10:52am EDT

SONG SNATCH #19- "And I'm Thinkin' About You" by Jackie Martling

Hello Music Lovers, 

Have you ever bumped into an old acquaintance you haven’t seen in a while and they say, “I was just thinking about you the other day!” 

And you think to yourself, geesh that’s great, he or she was thinking about me- but, hey wait a minute… did you ever stop and wonder under what circumstances they were thinking about you? Shit...

Well, you might want to give it a second thought, especially after tuning into Song Snatch #19 when you hear New York comic, Jackie “The Jokeman” Martling, and his song, “And I’m Thinkin’ About You”! 

(episode running time- 6 minutes and 17 seconds) 

(You can hear more of Jackie’s songs and thousands of his jokes at, and to get a joke tweeted to you everyday at 4:20pm EDT, follow @jackiemartling on twitter.)

Direct download: RPSS2-19-ThinkingAboutYou-Jackie617.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 11:36am EDT

SONG SNATCH #18- "I Can't Say These Things" by Red Peters


I’m from the school that when you are told by the authorities that you can’t say or shouldn’t say something, you say it anyway, just to defy them.

But with humor, of course! 

Help me celebrate Independence Day and exercise our freedom of speech by tuning into Song Snatch #18 to hear a song that I, Red Peters recorded in 2005 that challenged censorship and bolstered Howard Stern’s battle with the FCC before leaving terrestrial radio. Even the bleeped version was eventually banned on his show, but became the very first song to play uncensored on The Howard Channels when he moved to Sirius Satellite Radio.

You be the judge. Here’s the unbleeped version of my song, “I Can’t Say These Things”. 

(episode running time- 4 minutes and 21 seconds) 

(You can find both the bleeped and unbleeped versions of “I Can’t Say These Things” and all my other songs at, and at itunes, amazon, napster, rhapsody, oglio and all fine download sites.)

Direct download: RPSS2-18-CantSayTheseThings421.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:35am EDT