SONG SNATCH #8- "I'm Too Tired (To Masturbate)" by Uncle Carl


Have you ever been up late after a long day or night of drinking only to find yourself alone and really horny? You make a call or two and after being discouraged, you proclaim that all you’re looking for is a helping hand.

Tune into Song Snatch #8 and hear Bayonne, NJ singer/songwriter, Uncle Carl and his down and dirty blues number with some great guitar, “I’m Too Tired To Masturbate”!

(episode running time- 4 minutes and 11 seconds)

(You can hear more songs by Uncle Carl at and at iTunes, and “Too Tired” on my “Red Peters Presents- The Summer Song Sizzler” compilation album at iTunes, napster, Rhapsody,, and at all fine music download sites.) 

Direct download: RPSS2-TooTiredUncleCarl411.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 12:14pm EDT

SONG SNATCH #7- "The Sex Song" by Tastiskank


We’ve all had fantasies of having sex with a famous movie star or celebrity, and if we did, we’d want to tell the whole world or at least tell all our friends.

But sometimes a kiss and tell isn’t such a good idea, especially if the object of our desire is a disappointing, self absorbed lover and barely has a pulse in bed.

So, how do you go about expressing yourself when you’re having a hard time keeping it all inside and you don’t want to name names?

Tune into the new Song Snatch #7 and hear how the NYC duo, Tastiskank solved the dilemma with their anonymous ode to such an individual and experience, “The Sex Song”!

(episode running time- 4 minutes and 33 seconds)

(You can hear more Tastiskank tunes at, and find “The Sex Song” on Red’s 18-song comedy music compilation, “Red Peters Presents The Summer Song Sizzler” at iTunes, Napster, Rhapsody, Oglio, and all fine music download sites.)


Direct download: RPSS2-SexSongtastiskank433.wav
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:34am EDT

ARTIST SPOTLIGHT #1- Ed Hamell, Hamell On Trial

Ed Hamell, Hamell On Trial- “Coulter’s Snatch”

Welcome to Episode #1 of my interview series, The Red Peters Song Snatch ARTIST SPOTLIGHT where each week I’m featuring a short conversation with THE most original recording artists on the planet and play one of their remarkable, uncut and uncensored, funny and fucked up songs. 

Today’s spotlight is on the great Ed Hamell of Hamell On Trial whose attitude, sharp tongue, and courageous, hard hitting political and cultural observations make him truly unique in the world of music and humor, and the perfect and only choice for my inaugural episode. This guy has balls of steel!

Plus, his featured song has the word “snatch” in it and brutally clobbers a well known, outspoken and controversial, social conservative.

So how could I resist?

I spoke with him in July 2006 and his music and message are as relevant today as it was then.

Enjoy music lovers. This song will blow your mind!

(episode running time- 10 minutes and 12 seconds)

(You can learn more about Hamell, view his artwork, read his blog, and hear more of his songs at


Direct download: SSAS-HamellOnTrial.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 4:59pm EDT

SONG SNATCH #6- "When I Jerk Off, I Think Of You" by Red Peters


Let’s face it. We all do it.

And while we’re doing it, we conjure up a slideshow in our minds of some really hot images and scenarios.

Nobody does it better, and hey, it’s safe sex right?

So, who and what are you thinking about?

Be honest...

Learn one man's story when you tune into Song Snatch #6 and hear Red Peters introduce a song he recorded with The Alan Pinchloaf Singers, called “When I Jerk Off, I Think Of You”!

(episode running time- 4 minutes and 33 seconds)

(You can hear more of Red’s songs at, and can download the song at iTunes and at amazon, rhapsody, napster, oglio and at all fine music download sites)

Limited edition (signed by Red) 11" by 17" color poster by NYC illustrator Timothy Shamey available for $10.00, plus $3.99 shipping and handling. Write to for details.)

Direct download: RPSS2-WIJO433.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 10:39am EDT

SONG SNATCH #5- "Vagina" by Pig Vomit (now The Vibratones)


What comes in all styles and sizes, most men seek out and can’t get enough of, and a whole lotta women love too?

Find out when you tune into Song Snatch #5 and hear Red introduce Saratoga, NY group, Pig Vomit (now The Vibratones), sing their epic ode to this very special object of desire, “Vagina”!

(episode running time- 3 minutes and 45 seconds)

You can hear more of The Vibratone’s songs at, and can download the song at iTunes and on Red Peters Presents- The Summer Song Sizzler!” a collection of 18 great songs! (also at amazon, rhapsody, napster, oglio and all fine music download sites)

Direct download: RPSS2-Vagina346.mp3
Category:comedy -- posted at: 9:49am EDT